Blimp
Arrrrg! I indulged myself with the “Endless Shrimp” all-you-can-eat menu at Red Lobster. How very wrong! No… how truly perfect! Follow that up with two hot dogs at the movies and leftover Wendy’s food before bed, and now I am up to 180 lbs. I must launch a new weight-loss offensive.
Filed under: The Diet by Holland A. Sullivan, Jr. |
Offensive is the right word–that is, the right adjective.
Comment on October 18, 2004 @ 9:14 pm
My typical dieting mishap is so obnoxious and deliberate as to be both offensive and an offensive. I have transcended sentence outlining. I am beyond nouns and adjectives… though I remain well within the boundaries good and evil. (No Nietzsche for you!)
Comment on October 19, 2004 @ 11:49 am