Temptation Abounds!
Spurred by the loyal reader Mrs. Lien O’Neill, I must update the world on my dieting progress. Well, there is none. I hover at 180 lbs., after days of floating at 179 lbs. (note my choice of words, selected so as to evoke the image of a man as light as a feather…) Cheese fries have proven a great temptation, though the provider of this culinary indulgence opts for a most curious name… Snuffer’s. Is the food the object of the snuffing? Do they film the food’s demise in the fashion of snuff cinema? I have many reservations about this place.
Marble Slab, a steady supplier for my ice cream habit, has lured me into its fold with a new birthday cake flavor. How can tuna compare with the joy of melting ice cream? Celery may be my last hope, as I give up the gains won in the first few days of the Hollando Diet.
Oh, well. Off I go to the YMCA. The cycle repeats. I wake, eat cheesy potato skins from yesterday, go hours without eating, then head to the gym, only to remember that I am indeed rather hungry. Marble Slab… curse you! I defy your charms! Get thee to a buttery, you vile provider of delictable fat bombs!