The Hollando Diet

Well, my midnight run to McDonald’s was thwarted by an early closing. So despite driving half a block in the pouring rain, my long journey proved fruitless. Perhaps this failure was Providence. I’ll have to avoid undoing that with an Egg McMuffin this morning…

If only my hacking, wheezing cough would go away so that I could return to the gym and begin the weight loss regimen. Last night, Larry King featured a congenital amputee born with none of his four major limbs. He was described as a motivational speaker and male model. He was filmed working out at the gym, wrestiling opponents to the ground, and in general exhibiting more energy and discipline than I’ve had in my life. I won’t go to the gym because of a sniffle. He goes despite having no arms or legs! How humbling! Now I have no excuse. I have to go to the gym.