http://www.hollandodiet.com/2005/01/20/new-year-same-goals.html The Internet's Best Diet Fri, 04 Jul 2008 18:41:26 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.2 http://www.hollandodiet.com/2005/01/20/new-year-same-goals.html#comment-76 Holland A. Sullivan, Jr. Wed, 31 Dec 1969 17:00:00 +0000 http://www.hollandodiet.com/2005/01/20/new-year-same-goals.html#comment-76 My psychic powers also failed as to my own "progress." Yes, I failed utterly and miserably in my attempt to start a one-month campaign of weight loss. Instead I confirmed that cheese fries are not, in fact, fish. (Much empirical data gathering in the field led to this conclusion.) I now wiegh 187 lbs. The situation is worsening. Therefore, I say, let there be happiness with 163 pounds. I last saw those digits somewhere in 2002 or so. My psychic powers also failed as to my own “progress.” Yes, I failed utterly and miserably in my attempt to start a one-month campaign of weight loss. Instead I confirmed that cheese fries are not, in fact, fish. (Much empirical data gathering in the field led to this conclusion.) I now wiegh 187 lbs. The situation is worsening. Therefore, I say, let there be happiness with 163 pounds. I last saw those digits somewhere in 2002 or so.

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