Jackie Gleason
As July draws to a close, my belt does not. I reminded of my father’s allusion to Jackie Gleason, the comic actor who apparently had two wardrobes. One wardrobe was small and the other was large. So the actor could move seamlessly (he, he) from one wardrobe to another.
I must avoid bad puns in the future.
I have met with disaster. Somehow I weighed in at 183 pounds just days after flirting aggressively with the 177 pound mark. My flirtations were met with a dramatic rebuff. [Yes, I am inviting some smart alec comments for posting.]
What to do? Hmmm… well, eat smaller portions at regular intervals, exercise at the start of the day, and drink water rather than soda. Time has run out, and results must begin. Ah, to start over once more…
Rereading your previous post… four eggs? That might have something to do it. Just guessing.
Comment on July 31, 2005 @ 3:29 pm
Yes, yes… four eggs may be overdoing it a bit. I seem to hover at 182 lbs. Perhaps two eggs will translate into some loss… though the gym has proven elusive in the last three business days…
Comment on August 8, 2005 @ 7:59 pm