Weight Gain To Go?
Well, it’s been a quiet two months over here. A sign of dieting vows fulfilled? Or standards (and belts) slackened?
In my rôle as Prime Goader of the Hollando Diet Movement, then, I relish what I consider to be my duty to report on the gastronomic habits of the diet’s illustrious namesake. I called Holland on Saturday night whilst he was on hold with his local Outback Steakhouse. (Why one would eat somewhere other than Peter Luger’s is beyond me, though living 2000 miles from Brooklyn might have something to do with it.) So Holland took my call, excused himself, and spoke on the other phone with Outback whilst your faithful correspondent listened in. The order consisted of, to wit:
1 order cheese fries
Two 12 oz. Outback Steak Specials (one medium, one well done)
Side of sweet potatoes
1 sautéed shrimp
1 Chicken Cesar Salad
1 Sinful Sundae
Now, Holland claims that this extravagance was for dinner with his parents. But how can we be sure? After all, only one sundae was ordered…